Growing old?!
July 7th, 2004, Viewed: 601 times
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN …
“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into “dueling ailments.”
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
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Birthday’s have always been fun time but at the same time reminds us of getting old. Some love the hair turn grey while some dread it. Well, no arguing about getting old is good or bad. Enjoy and have fun with a few birthday jokes below. Found them while surfing…
Joke#1
“Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that I needed an upgrade.”
Joke# 2
An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.
`That’s right,’ said the old man. `Ninety-nine years old, and I haven’t an enemy in the world. They’re all dead.’
`Well, sir,’ said the interviewer, `I hope very much to have the honour of interviewing you on your hundredth birthday.’
The old man looked at the young man closely, and said, `I can’t see why you shouldn’t. You look fit and healthy to me!’
Joke# 3
Will you come to my party on Saturday?
Yes, please, What’s the address?
25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow.
Why with my elbow?
Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
Joke# 4
It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years.” “How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?” we asked. “It’s simple” he said. “When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk.”
- Shephali